Thus answering the eternal question of how to get there

PBS fan: This part of Rochester [NB: it was the South Wedge] always reminds me of Sesame Street.

Whose mistake was that?

Player: They told us we were playing for a music theory class, and it turns out it was a creative writing class!

Whoa.

Deep kid: For every rule, there are like a million exceptions.

"Accidentally", sure.

Spring-break-loving senior: Yeah, [city in Costa Rica] is where I ended up in a brothel, accidentally.

... and if they know the power of love.

Tragically hip glasses guy: That's a good question. I wonder what percent of kids knows Back To The Future.

Yes, That's Why Hillary Lost

Girl #1: Why can't we get any women elected to office?
Girl #2: Because they're afraid we'll get our periods and start blowing
everything up.

Overheard by: Sweetie

Only The Brazilian Ones

Loud kid having extended conversation about baldness: It's not EVERY female trait that determines whether you go bald or not.

Overheard by: GreaterDavis

"My mind is going... I can feel it"

22-year-old: I'm 22.
Friend: You are???
22-year-old: Don't worry, we're dying slowly... all of us.

Overheard by: GreaterDavis

..I hear they do that sometimes.

Eastman1: One time I was just kind of staring into space... and I realized I was staring at someone's butt.
Eastman2: But it could be worse, you could have been staring at someone's boobs.
Unknown: Or at someone's crotch...and it could move...

Overheard by: Dtrain

Why didn't SHE say it?

Eastman student: It looks like a bird pooped everywhere. That's what he said.

Overheard by: Dtrain

That and the Black Smoke Monster

Eastman Undergrad: I wish there were polar bears just walking around. That would make Rochester so much cooler.

Overheard by: Cobrashark

Because nobody's ever frozen to death

Eastman Undergrad: So if you froze someone before they died, would they, like, actually survive?

Overheard by: Sweetie