Whose mistake was that?

Player: They told us we were playing for a music theory class, and it turns out it was a creative writing class!

Whoa.

Deep kid: For every rule, there are like a million exceptions.

"Accidentally", sure.

Spring-break-loving senior: Yeah, [city in Costa Rica] is where I ended up in a brothel, accidentally.

... and if they know the power of love.

Tragically hip glasses guy: That's a good question. I wonder what percent of kids knows Back To The Future.

Yes, That's Why Hillary Lost

Girl #1: Why can't we get any women elected to office?
Girl #2: Because they're afraid we'll get our periods and start blowing
everything up.

Overheard by: Sweetie

Only The Brazilian Ones

Loud kid having extended conversation about baldness: It's not EVERY female trait that determines whether you go bald or not.

Overheard by: GreaterDavis

"My mind is going... I can feel it"

22-year-old: I'm 22.
Friend: You are???
22-year-old: Don't worry, we're dying slowly... all of us.

Overheard by: GreaterDavis