Tuesday, March 23, 2010

"Accidentally", sure.

Spring-break-loving senior: Yeah, [city in Costa Rica] is where I ended up in a brothel, accidentally.

Thursday, March 4, 2010

... and if they know the power of love.

Tragically hip glasses guy: That's a good question. I wonder what percent of kids knows Back To The Future.

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Yes, That's Why Hillary Lost




Girl #1: Why can't we get any women elected to office?
Girl #2: Because they're afraid we'll get our periods and start blowing
everything up.

Overheard by: Sweetie