New science grad student: Every time I look at a comma, I have to stop and think really hard "are you worth it?"

Overheard by SG

Thus answering the eternal question of how to get there

PBS fan: This part of Rochester [NB: it was the South Wedge] always reminds me of Sesame Street.

Whose mistake was that?

Player: They told us we were playing for a music theory class, and it turns out it was a creative writing class!

Whoa.

Deep kid: For every rule, there are like a million exceptions.

"Accidentally", sure.

Spring-break-loving senior: Yeah, [city in Costa Rica] is where I ended up in a brothel, accidentally.

... and if they know the power of love.

Tragically hip glasses guy: That's a good question. I wonder what percent of kids knows Back To The Future.

Yes, That's Why Hillary Lost

Girl #1: Why can't we get any women elected to office?
Girl #2: Because they're afraid we'll get our periods and start blowing
everything up.

Overheard by: Sweetie